I don’t even know what to say…

Let me just block quote the opening graphs of David Murphy’s Phillies Notebook from today’s Daily News:

The guy refers to himself a body adjuster. His clients, on the other hand . . .

“We call him Darth Vader, Dr. Tickles, whatever,” Jimmy Rollins said.

Whatever you call him – Rollins didn’t provide his real name – the Atlanta-based specialist who visits various Phillies players once every 2 weeks has helped the veteran shortstop produce an encouraging season, at least when you consider the 4-year, $38 million contract extension he signed over the offseason.

Wha…? Doctor Tickles?

There’s no punchline here. Honestly. I can’t think of anything that would be funnier than just letting that quote stand for itself. I’ve got nothing. So here’s my favorite animated gif of all time:

DOCTOR

TICKLES